What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Scientists are attempting to resurrect the woolly mammoth but have just brought an unusual creature to life. - Stewartville Star

No go.

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

watchOS 26 Moves Latest Apple Watch Models to New Architecture - MacRumors

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Then came..

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Atque nihil laudantium distinctio sapiente similique molestiae.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Switching From Desktop Linux To FreeBSD - Hackaday

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Judge denies Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ second request for mistrial, likens cross-examination to ‘Perry Mason moment’ - CNN

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Geologists Accidentally Found a Ghost Plume Rising From Earth’s Mantle - AOL.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Which sunscreen shall we use to apply on oily skin?

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Watch an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier make a close pass of Earth on June 5 - Space

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Post-Dobbs abortions continue to increase: Report - Axios

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

NASA is firm: life on Earth will no longer be possible starting from this date - Glass Almanac